用户:Rexnt

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Day in the life of a Chinese citizen

* \- Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!  

\- Live in Beijing  

\- Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area  

\- Eat deep fried urine eggs and stray dogs for breakfast  

\- See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi  

  Jinping  

\- Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time  

\- Finally reach the factory the next day  

\- Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture power rangers themed dildos  

\- Co-worker tries to commit suicide but the nets stopped him from falling  

\- Do this for 7 years  

\- Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married  

\- Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a  

  housing bubble crisis  

\- Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50  

  years  

\- Watch state-authorised news channels and jack off to Xi Jinping's speeches  

\- Go on reddit and twitter and insult Indians and Americans and uphold the name of the  

  glorious CCP  

\- Sleep after having a wonderful day in the prosperous and flawless land of CHINA!